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This Week In Schadenfreude: Deep In The Id Of Texas
Texas would like to insert things in Mack Brown's diverse cavities. Everyone's coach is Ron Zook, except Ron Zook is 6-0. A Kansas fan has hope. An Arizona fan notes the presence of attractive and...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Wolverine Lizard Apocalypse
The alma mater takes it on the chin WHAT WAS THAT FOURTH AND ONE CALL FOR AAAARGH. Georgia Tech and Cal have a nerdfight, Tommy Tuberville takes the lead in emoticons inspired. And Ron Zook's head is...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Wisconsin Rejects Your So-Called 'Objective Reality'
Desperate Badger fans hurriedly look up parallax for maximum internet victory. The Old Man Card is played. West Virginia fans have itchy trigger fingers. Illinois fans not quite over the fact they...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Midwest Collective Depression
Will the last person in the Big Ten footprint to shoot himself in the head please turn the lights out? Can someone find Dabo Swinney a less depressing shirt? Will teams in Texas manage to not talk...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Bama Scott Tenorman, In The Flesh
'Bama gives us a literal Scott Tenorman. Radiohead does not think you're cool, and neither does your girlfriend. John Bunting is pined for. Super Tecmo Bowl is deemed too complicated for certain...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Houston Nutt's Open Source Playbook
This is how Ole Miss's world ends. Dooley needs to support the troops... in his pants! Illinois goes from 6-0 to 6-fire Ron Zook. It was supposed to be for A&M, but instead terrible thing are...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Oklahoma State Jumps Off A Bridge
Dread octopus God Squinky's greatest masterpiece. The incoherent George O'Leary pining of Clemson fans. With the world in turmoil, Nebraska fans just want to see some coaching. Or executions. Either,...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Ole Miss's Miraculous Upset (No, Not At Football)
Burn it all. Void your checks. Dump your emoticons. Hire the devil, or stop getting beat up by the devil. Stop being Clemson, stop playing your rivals, stop everything. The season's over. And we're...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Michigan Throws Itself In The Wood Chipper
Your author turns into @horse_ebooks. Pitt fans want a new coach (seriously). Minnesota fans get kicked out of BW3's, and the greatest thing Kentucky football has ever done. Follow @SBNationCFB [Hi....
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This Week In Schadenfreude: The Hog Containment Field Has Been Shut Off
Arkansas losing to ULM has set Slimer loose on the internet. A Kansas fan inadvertently references the crucifixion, thread devolves into armadillos speed discussion. Wisconsin is North Korea. Things...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Colorado Makes It Respectable
What kind of fans hang on after being down 48-0? Colorado fans. Tressel/Petrino/Davis-craving Colorado fans. Elsewhere MSU delivers epic ranting, honest dickery, and emoticons, the worst fan on the...
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This week in schadenfreude: Iowa considers their Paterno phase
Intro image via Thujone's shamepaint. (Warning: cartoon danglies.) Last week Patrick Vint of Black Heart Gold Pants ended a preview post on the Central Michigan Chippewas like so: …take away what you...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Georgia Tech's got nowhere else to go
I came across a Middle Tennessee State flag as I walked to the Georgia game on Saturday, and marveled at the dogged—ha!—hatred UGA fans had for Georgia Tech. Then I marveled at the score of MTSU-GT....
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This week in schadenfreude: Auburn has a plan, a terrible, terrible plan
What happens when you lose to the fanbase that coined "false hope is worse than death"? You lead TWIS. Welcome to the We Lost To John L Smith club, Auburn. The gibbering mess in the corner is...
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This week in schadenfreude: Texas puts Mack Brown in the basement
Say this much for Texas: they have some smoking hot women who genuinely care about football. Unfortunately for Longhorns fans, the rest of the nation generally finds this out when one of them is...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: West Virginia goes full Valenti
Holy crap, a West Virginia fan transcribed the entire infamous Mike Valenti HR Pufnstuf rant and reworked it to fit WVU's current situation. It is far too long to put all of here, but here's a random...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: **** YOU TOM O'BRIEN **** NC STATE ****
A couple other teams threatened to feature above the fold before having the audacity to win their damn game — you have no idea how painful it was to see Michigan State yank victory from the jaws of...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: LSU makes Alabama cry, does not enjoy it much
LSU came up short against Alabama again, and managed to create the most epic jinx thread of the year in doing so:Name ONE Bama Player You Wanna See Cry Today I'd never wish harm to any of these kids....
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This Week In Schadenfreude: Alabama meets Johnny Football
Alabama. They did not win. You have undoubtedly seen the guy who appears to be playing COD at the same time he is watching a football game, which seems fake to me but doesn't say "the Chive" on it so...
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This Week In Schadenfreude: At least everyone's not Auburn
Well… yeah, Michigan only lost by five at Ohio State and the spread was three and basically everything went according to expectation. But when Twitter blows up with people who don't care about or even...
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